Hm… Have you any ideas as to why?
One woman and I did not get along as well as either of us hoped. We went our separate ways after a few months.
The others - well. It’s not so easy to simplify what went wrong. In all honesty, I’m not sure of it myself.
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And how did it go? Was your interest met with favor and reciprocated? Were you invited back by her?
Yes. Actually, this was the case with several women over the years. I was respectful and romantic at all times. Yet each of these relationships eventually came to an end.
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Have you … ever courted a lady, then?
I certainly have.
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I’ve had a woman hold onto my arm. When walking her home, of course.
…why is that an issue?
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Why they would take an interest in someone like -you- is beyond me. I’d wager you’re about as exciting in the bedroom as a wet tissue.
Weyer, I’m sure you’re no maestro of performances in the bedroom yourself. You may have experience but that doesn’t prove it was good.
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It isn’t as if you have never pried into my own, tampering with the memory capsules and all. If you wish for privacy then the best place to start is by allowing others the same decency-
I beg your pardon, but those memories did not divulge as private a matter as sexuality.
#daniel is a prude and I love it #avb #alexander
…Well look at it this way, Daniel. You can spend more quality time with your hand now.
You really like to pry into my personal matters, don’t you Alexander? Actually no, I’d rather not know the reason why. Frankly, now your insults are two feet in the grave.
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Please don’t do that again.
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That’s not exactly an uplifting statement, but I shall take it with gratitude.
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Is…is this why everyone branded me as cute? To debase my horrifying descent to a silly little romp through the castle?
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You want me to take a snicker? I think you phrased that sentence improperly.
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